On a recent trip to Victoria I spent all my holiday cheer.

I went to a tree decorating contest and was stunned by this one:

wtf?!?

I then went to a santa parade to yell at santa. I had broken my glasses the night before so I didn’t know which float he was one. This means I was yelling “I love you santa” for about 45 minutes at some very confused children, marching bands, firemen, and members of the santa parade chamber of commerce.

Allegedly.

I was told about their confusion as I could not detect it myself.