I have decided today that I am a modifier rather than a subject. Just to see how it feels.

Here you can see me modifying the new obelisk on campus.

I am a dangling participle.

You may note I am wearing a pin in support of the event I will be modifying later tonight: Talent Time!

Doors are at 8 pm and the show starts at 9. Biltmore cabaret. It is inevitably both startling and awesome.