Last weekend in Kamloops I had the privilege of receiving ultimate awesome lessons from a pro: Carson. Many of the secrets cannot be divulged here. Some can.
Lesson one: invisibility.
Even when you are performing seemingly routine tasks, ninjas are everywhere.
They can be counted on to appear only when least expected.
Lesson two: the best moves.
I can’t teach you them as I am not authorized to do so by ninja team karate code. I will tell the names of some moves though so you know that you are worried.
1. Karate foot stub kick.
2. Karate downward fist slap.
Warning: Always practice these moves against chairs so you don’t accidentally hurt people on the karate team.
Lesson three: dynamic static disguise
The implications are both obvious and devastating.
Lesson four: night discipline of shadows
Buildering enthusiast will agree.