There seem to be a handful of things that are experienced differently by different genders.
I think one adventure that is under-realized by those without an externally positioned grasp-and-point urethra is the joy of peeing off of something really tall. It is really quite satisfying. I think pretty much anyone could make this work but, based on my few inquiries, it seems that the squat-to-pee types are less likely to have tried it. This is tragic.
So, to augment your excitement and satisfaction this holiday season, I propose that you set the goal of peeing off something very tall. Let me know how it goes.