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fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole

As the mythmas season descends upon us and we are force-fed rampant consumerist messaging that inundate the psyche during simple tasks like buying a loaf of bread, I like to reflect on some the opportunities for a seasonal smile. The opening scene from the film Love Actually is … Continue reading

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urinalysis of the situation is lacking

There seem to be a handful of things that are experienced differently by different genders. I think one adventure that is under-realized by those without an externally positioned  grasp-and-point urethra is the joy of peeing off of something really tall. It is really quite satisfying. … Continue reading

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