Doug! wake up!

Realizing that Doug places tremendous faith in the portends of astrology and having learned he has a desire to be kept in the loop if anything big is happening, I have prepared the following report.

Uranus turns retrograde TODAY. As if that wasn’t enough, Mercury is still retrograde for three more days.

Obviously with a Mercury retrograde in gemini we all need to be on top of our game.

Because Gemini rules communications, be prepared for miscommunications. Expect lots of phone calls or none, and lost or misplaced mail. You may not articulate clearly. At the same time, old friends may reconnect. (source)

I recommend you use this information to take immediate action.

Uranus spends about half its time retrograde and, although a quick glance at the sky would lead you to observe that Uranus is right smack in the middle of Pisces, any astrologer worth their salt would quickly remind you that particular bit of astral territory is owned by Aries. Also, that person would probably remind you not to let observation interfere with astrology. “Fact”: Uranus has been in Aries since 2011 and will be there until 2018. You might think this longevity means we can all relax. Wrong.

Uranus tends to be more potent and more Uranian when retrograde. … When Uranus transits retrograde, it will reawaken freedom urges causing [Doug] to suddenly rebel against any ruts or confinement in life. (source)

In summary, Doug, watch out for those urges welling up in Uranus. You will be getting more Uranian. You will have trouble articulating how this makes you feel. Anticipate lots of supportive phone calls from old friends. Also anticipate no calls.

 

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3 Responses to Doug! wake up!

  1. gailhunt says:

    Amusant. Not even a drunk ramble. What kind of a party was it, anyway?

  2. Kootenay Doug says:

    I thought Uranus was smack dab in the middle of the Cheekies….oh…right; Kaan controls the Cheekies.
    And as chance and astral destiny would have it, my computer totally crashed this week…no emails…now I know why.

  3. Kassandra McMullen says:

    But where does that leave us Taureans?

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