It is driver license renewal season again. That means I once again have great power to craft a visage that will be the first impression for authority figures who want to make arguments with me.
As spiderman’s uncle once said, “With great power comes great responsibility.”
I want to use my power for the purpose of good. This is documentation of my latest attempt to do so.
The following is a tested methodology for dying the tip of your hairs white using an approach called “trial and error”.
Step 1: assemble some ingredients.
It is tough to anticipate all needs. Here is a good start.
Step 2: assemble construction aggregates.
Sand and wood are good choices.
Step 3: use a sloped bench table.
This one is designed for doing sit ups at my local outdoor gymnasium.
Step 4: build a trench for holding bleach.
Make sure it is awesome.
Step 5: celebrate successes to date.
Step 6: add hair tips and bleach to trench.
Step 7: pass out.
Step 8: watch rad hand walking by upside down Steffyn and feel inspiration.
Seriously, he was walking on his hands. And then he did a push up while in a handstand.
Step 9: wait a long time in the cold on a bench that now smells like a swimming pool.
My hairs are creating a boiling ooze with the bleach.
Step 10: rinse with one jug of organic water.
Step 11: use a towel.
As indicated at the beginning, this trial only results in error. The tips of my hair did not appreciably change colour.
My resolve is unshaken and soon I will share documentation of my second attempt to use my power for good.