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About 90 km south of Pemberton, along the In-SHOOK-ch forest service road there is a crack in the ground from which hot water flows.

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Sloquet hot springs has a wonderful feel to it.

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Many hours were spent soaking in the hot pools with Tess and Miki. During a night moment a cake was floated across the pool and a song happened to Miki.

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We roasted breads and did other celebratory things.

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As often happens to me in the mountains, I became enamored with the sunrise.

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The sun risen was pretty good too.

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The drive out infrastructure was even worth stopping for.

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Daniel, Barb, and Oma were wonderful hosts to us, breaking up our return journey and offering an amazing morning view of Mount Currie.

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Ninja karate lessons

Last weekend in Kamloops I had the privilege of receiving ultimate awesome lessons from a pro: Carson. Many of the secrets cannot be divulged here. Some can.

Lesson one: invisibility.
Even when you are performing seemingly routine tasks, ninjas are everywhere.

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They can be counted on to appear only when least expected.

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Lesson two: the best moves.

I can’t teach you them as I am not authorized to do so by ninja team karate code. I will tell the names of some moves though so you know that you are worried.
1. Karate foot stub kick.
2. Karate downward fist slap.

Warning: Always practice these moves against chairs so you don’t accidentally hurt people on the karate team.

Lesson three: dynamic static disguise

The implications are both obvious and devastating.

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Lesson four: night discipline of shadows

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Buildering enthusiast will agree.

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visitation

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This duder has taken up a station just outside my front door.

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double digits

This past weekend was spent hiking and camping on the western edge of the Stein Valley with Team Fred. The plan was to camp at the Van Horlick Creek headwaters and then hike into Stein Park from there.

Sara, Megan, Miki, Tess, and I set out early Saturday and drove out to Duffy Lake. The 10 km long drive up the old logging road at less than 10 km/h felt like it takes at least an hour to do. I hung my head out the window a lot.

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The reconnaissance for this trip occurred last year in midsummer when loads of stinging nettles and tangled webs of slide alder were first endured and then conquered. Those prior adventures were in the months of July and August – apparently near the peak of tenacious flora season. With this trip being mid-October, the nettles, thistles, and docks had all died back. The leaves had fallen from the slide alder allowing the branches to glide apart when pressed. The route in was surprisingly clear.

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We reached our camp spot shortly before sunset.

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The night was beautiful and the moonlight cast beautiful shadows. And sunrise in the mountains was as glorious as can be.

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My usual approach to hanging food out of the reaches of bears involves a long thick tree branch or a snag with a good lean but none of these were available. Miki and I got crafty and managed to rig up this dealy without even climbing any trees.

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We hiked up a gorgeous spine of moraine with plenty of opportunity to push some comfort zones and folks splitting up a bit to explore wherever their hearts steered them. Tess, Miki, and I found a spot that had beautiful all over it so we did a victory pose.

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Below is a panorama composite of what we were looking at during the victory pose. Just left-of-centre you can see Elf Peak, where Dave and I hiked last year.

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This place never ceases to energize me. Uber thanks to Miki for taking all these photos!

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floridian ops.

This is for Alice and Phil.

As you will soon be in Florida it seems appropriate for me to ensure you can factor in the near-term launch schedule for Cape Canaveral.

On November 12 SpaceX is launching a Falcon 9 rocket carrying a communications satellite to geostationary orbit over south Asia.

On November 18 United Launch Alliance is launching an Atlas V rocket carrying the Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution orbiter to study why water left the martian atmosphere.

The rockets will launch from pads 40 and 41 respectively. Both are inside the Air Force Base on the south end of the cape, not at Kennedy Space Center itself. This website will help you find good viewing locations.

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Completing the masterpiece?

Last night at the scene of a recurring adventure with good food chez Kyle my haircut was brought to an apex of awesome.

Dinner was a turbachuck. We put duck inside a chicken, wrapped that in a blanket woven from bacon, and placed it all inside a turkey. After several hours of freebasting and feeding we were ready for a hair session.

First impression on the-morning-after: my neck is chilly.

Thank you to Meggles, Liz, Kirsten, and especially Jenna for your awesome skills.

This action would not have been possible without the best boy grip provided by Levi.

And props to Theo for the “lightening bolt”.

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thunderball

a report about Thunderball done by me

I watched the fourth James Bond film. It is called “Thunderball”. Because James Bond didn’t get to kill Number One in From Russia With Love, Number One gets new Number friends and decides on some new problems to make. Number One changes some things from before and also doesn’t change some other things from before.

Here are some changes made by Number One.

  • No more use of odd numbers for the Number friends. I could tell this was changed because I saw Number Two and Number Six and Number Seven and Number Eight and Number Nine and Number Eleven and many of those are not odd numbers so it unlikely to be a simple clerical error.
  • Number One has forgiven James Bond for killing Doctor No and foiling the fancy typewriter plot. I could tell this because Number Two does some hanging out with James Bond and could just kill James Bond with a gun in James Bond’s head, breast, chest, neck, or face but Number Two doesn’t do that even though Number Two could have with no problem. If this was what Number One wanted and Number Two failed to act then Number One would have had a different Number friend use a poison boot knife to kill Number Two in seven seconds. That is how I know.

Here are some changes not made by Number One.

  • Number One does bad team building exercises. I could tell this because when Number One is talking to all the Number friends Number One is sitting at a desk on a stage with a garage door partially open but the stuck door doesn’t even prevent Number One from talking talking talking talking even though the Number friends can barely see Number One. I bet Number One had the garage door repair man killed for taking too long but now the door is stuck but Number One has no one to fix it and Number One is too ignoring it to realise that one solution is to move to a different chair. And I bet the team of Number friends could think of other solutions too.
  • Number One still uses an authoritarian leadership style based on a fear model. I could tell this because Number One electrochairs Number Nine and then disappears Number Nine into a floor hole. This leadership style probably contributes to a lack of cooperative brainstorming about the stuck garage door.

James Bond swims so much looking for atomic bombs and then James Bond finds them. I got bored of all the swimming. I learned from the film The Matrix that you need cool music quick scene cuts for slow motion fighting to be exciting. If Thunderball was made into two parts where one part was out of water and one part was in water I would only watch the out of water part. I would probably not understand some of the plot but at least then I wouldn’t have watched the underwater part. The underwater part was booooooooorrrriiiinng. The best part was when James Bond escapes from the crashing boat using a sky hook just like Batman.

drawing all the boring parts is easy. this is all of them.

drawing all the boring parts is easy. this is all of them.

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russian subtitles

After reading a recent article about some change in leadership in the Russian Federal Space Agency (RKA), Shannon noted the Russian space program seemed to be in shambles and asked me what the deal was. As I’m sure she expected, I was easily baited into a rant on this topic.

As far as I can tell, most of Russia’s public infrastructure is in shambles.

Nevertheless some parts of the Russian / Soviet space program sure are jaw dropping.

Human space flight in Russia is powered by intercontinental ballistic missiles that were so impressively over designed that they have been used since the late 50’s for everything from sputnik, to the first lunar probes, to first animals and humans in orbit, up to and including ongoing transport of people to the ISS. This is all on the R-7 launch platform designed in 1953 to deliver a 3 tonne nuclear warhead within 2.5 km of a target 8000 km away.

Bombs got lighter so the rockets got repurposed. More than 1700 R-7 rockets have been launched. The configuration currently in use, Soyuz-U, has been operational since the early 70’s and has been launched more than 700 times. The name and the payload have changed, but it is still an R-7 on the bottom.

Now THAT is a reliable workhorse. One of my first engineer crushes was definitely Sergei Korolev, the R-7 designer. It was also his idea to put a soviet woman in space in 1963, although I think he was rather motivated by the PR value of sending a female textile worker into space as a representative of the great socialist republic. I should rant about her sometime – a worthwhile female icon.

The recent NY Times piece suggests the former RKA director got the axe for failed Proton launches. Proton is a product of the 60’s and was developed by Korolev’s design competitor, Valentin Glushko. It is a bit of a weird, if ultimately effective, rocket. It was ostensibly also intended to be used as an ICBM but is even larger than an R-7. It was way too big to launch something as small as a nuke. It was built to use room temperature auto-igniting toxic propellants so that it could sit fuelled waiting for someone to push the big red button on the cold war. I liken this beast to towing your tent trailer with a dump truck and keeping it idling all the time in case you decide to move. It shits on everything in its path. It is used to lift heavy stuff into high orbits (eg. geostationary or extraplanetary). The US used the same propellants for the Titan-Gemini program and still has some rockets that use the same fuels but launches them over the ocean so people don’t complain about the acid rain that spills out their ass end. In Russia locals are not vocal about the issue more than once so it doesn’t make headlines in either country very often. It is a great propellant to use in space (like in the moon lander!) but not so great to use in your backyard. Anyhoo, I think the latest variant of the proton rockets have about a 10% failure rate since they started operating around ten years ago (about 70 launches maybe).

My unpolished opinion is that a good chunk of the trouble is coming from the blend of very old technology with very new technology and there having been a lack of good knowledge transfer, technological evolution, or well funded science in the required fields over the past decades in Russia. Folks are doing the best they can with what they’ve got and the administration is demanding more blood from stones than is realistic.

Bummer, dude. At least the Soyuz-U is more than reliable enough to keep the ISS operating in the short term.

Russia is as much a space superpower as Canada is a nation that stands for peace, human rights, and science. Both are true in the history books and this enables a handful of legacy projects to continue. Neither’s status has much hope unless something changes.

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transformative experience

I was recently inspired by Kyle to make a change in my personal grooming choices. Kyle, of course, led by example.

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I decided the best way to honour his beauty was through mimicry. The Russmore Family grooming team assembled in Toronto near the scene of a large fire likely caused by a man who runs a chainsaw on his roof at 7 each morning. This is where my adventure began.

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And then the trimming begins.

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The Russmore Family offered real time feedback.

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First stage complete. I went without the goatee because I have boundaries. Obvs.

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Then came the hair cutting. It was delicate work requiring an artists eye and a critics rigour.

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After the cut was complete, a straightening was on the agenda.

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And finally an accent to finish it off and distinguish me.

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Big thanks to The Russmore Family grooming team: Scott, Natalie, Ali, and Asher.

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a raleigh with scott

I just got back from a few days in Toronto. A highlight of time spent in T town is visiting with Scott and Natalie, their friends, and the adventures that ensue. This trip was no exception.

A highlight was that Scott had a spare bicycle for me to ride so we were well equipped for explorations at higher speed.

Scott has a beautiful red raleigh bicycle.

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the raleigh is using the loaner as a kickstand while we nap in the grass

And he knows how to deal with it if he gets a flat tyre.

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Maybe he can be pressured into writing a story about how his prior bicycle got stolen…

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