bouquet of flour

This summer I signed on to participate in a community supported fishery (CSF) and two community supported agriculture (CSA) endeavours. The CSF provided amazing fresh salmon for the past several months, supports local small scale fishermen, offered filleting classes, and helped keep my belly full of fresh healthy food. A weekly CSA food box from Nathan Creek Organic Farms in Langley has provided a beautiful assortment of veggies including a seemingly endless supply of super tasty garlic.

The second CSA is a grainery: Urban Grains Cedar Isle Farm in Agassiz. They offer 20 kg of organic locally grown flour for $95 (including taxes and delivery). The crop has now been harvested and is on its way to the mill. I am super excited to get our flour. I will make bread and scones, to start.

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This year’s wheat crop set against the Fraser Valley’s iconic Mt Cheam

I just heard from one of the organizers that they have a couple of shares still available if you want one. For the record, you probably do. More deets on their webpage. Contact required by Sunday to get your order in.

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goldfinger

a report about Goldfinger done by me

I watched the third James Bond film. It is called “Goldfinger”. This one doesn’t so much have goodies and baddies – it mostly has idiots and douchebags.

The main idiot is named Auric Goldfinger. He has James Bond as a prisoner for most of the film but uses unnecessarily slow killing machines and alone-time detention and nuclear-bomb-handcuff detention. Those are his best tactics. So Auric Goldfinger loses by going backwards out a really small window of an airplane.

Another idiot is Felix Leiter of the CIA. He thinks James Bond isn’t in trouble because James Bond is still wearing a suit. This is silly. Sometimes you can still wear a suit in douchebag detention. Also Felix Leiter waits a silly amount of time pretending to be fake asleep before going to stop Auric Goldfinger and stop the nuclear bomb.

The biggest douchebag ever is James Bond. Even though he has a cool friend named Q who lets him share fancy radios and a rad car with an ejector seat James Bond isn’t good at playing with his friends. James Bond cheats at golf. Auric Goldfinger cheats at golf too, but I already said Auric Goldfinger is an idiot. James Bond is really mean to every girl, even if they are on the same team. I learned that being friendly to girls is more fun and James Bond should also learn that. James Bond gets a detention for being unfriendly and for trash talking The Beatles. James Bond sneaks out of detention so he gets a bigger detention handcuffed to a nuclear bomb. Then detention gets cancelled because Auric Goldfinger is an idiot and should have killed James Bond instead of giving a detention.

me watching goldfinger

This is what I looked like for pretty much the whole film except the part with the ejector seat.

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the average human has one testicle

Stoked to go see The Armstrong Lie next week. Anyone want to join?

 

 

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FA – a long long way to go

This is a flora in the yard. Latin name bushtreeplantus greenus.

Notice the fauna in the bottom left of the photo.

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That light dot is a snail. It is over a half metre above the ground and over a metre from the trunk.

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Latin name betterbeworthitus gnarus.

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Space wizard awesome

This weekend I went to the wedding of Brad and Tria on Vancouver island.

I bicycled there with Kat. It was a beauty ride.

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A highlight of the trip was staying with Kristina and her wonderful family for a couple nights.

The wedding was unique and fun and rad. They had a competition for best chili and another competition for best dessert. I made cornbread in order to construct my own category with only one entrant.

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I made it with the help of Kristina and Marianne.

We won our category.

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Saltautumn

The weekend was spent embroiled in a bicycle adventure on Saltspring Island with Team Ruckleberry Finn.

Saturday morning I set off with Mike, Lizzy, Tess, a treasure map, and four tickets to paradise.

We biked down to Tsawwassen and then hitched a ride on a boat over to Saltspring Island. We arrived just in time to note the end of the island’s Pride parade. Even the police car had a balloon tied to his windshield wiper as he rolled down the road. We picked up some supplies at the market and began our trek south to Ruckle Park.

Somehow it is always beautiful at Ruckle.

While setting up our living quarters we saw three orca, five dolphins, a sea lion, and a harbour seal. That was pretty good.

This photo is for Alice and Phil.

This photo is for Alice and Phil.

In the morning we awoke to a chorus of fog horns. The sunrise was beautiful in an unconventional way. For reference, the bicycles have not moved since that prior photo.

The sun quickly burnt off the fog and we found more beautiful.

Mike found some good climbing spots.

Mike also found some good hairstyles.

And all members of Team Ruckleberry Finn ate a half pack of bacon each on Sunday. No big deal.

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lost in translation

After receiving a horridly composed spamish e-mail today, it was decided that there was some fun to be had with google translate. Results follow.

I input the following narrative:

Kaitlynn and Len came over for breakfast today. Len brought mangos and almonds. Kaitlynn brought a watermelon. We also ate scones and poached eggs. Now Kaitlynn and Tess are drinking beer while writing important e-mails. Kaitlynn bumped a bottle but then caught it in the air before catastrophe struck. Obviously she is a superhero.

Then I shifted it through the following languages: English, Arabic, Finnish, Hindi, Greek, Afrikaans, and back to English.

This is the result:

President increasingly Lin breakfast today. Lyon brought mango and almonds. The president has a watermelon. We ate cake and boiled eggs. Now, when writing important emails, English, Tess and drinking beer. The President was surprised by the bottle, but after his arrest before the earthquake was in the air. Of course it miraculous.

This is not far off a lot of the spam I get and in line with the thoughts I have about Kaitlynn as President: of course it miraculous.

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taupe!

I put the question out there and you have answered!

First, the demographics. I had responses from 15 different genders, the most unexpected of which was “taupe”.

I had responses from 16 difference ages, 13 of which involved numbers.

People left a variety of comments. They broke down like this:

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Why did no one comment “2”? Weird.

Not surprisingly there was a unanimous response to the goblin shark question. That was the easiest question ever.

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There was also a selection of other feedback. Apparently respondents suspected deception. Hmm. Also, it seems questions about colours are popular with almost 50% of people who answer questions about taupe.

other thoughts

I got an interesting collection of answers describing “taupe”. I decided to remove fluff words such as “the”, “like”, “ish”, “not”, “dark”, “light” and just strip things down to bare bones. Then I created a word cloud out of them where word frequency is represented by the size of the word. This is the result:

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Wikipedia says “a dark grayish brown or brownish gray” so I guess the masses (26 responses) were collectively rather close to the answer developed by the even larger collective that created wikipedia. Nice work collective!

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taupe?

I am learning about taupe. You can help me by answering these questions:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nhLdSDdvETGErPtvWe-EWlnwJeTYOf912UVa7FB_ZTE/viewform

Results compiled here.

I have stopped checking for new responses now, so if you leave one, let me know in the comments section below!

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fukushima radiation spillage!

There has been a lot of news recently about the radiation leaking from the Fukushima plant into the ocean. I read a variety of articles on the topic but found I still didn’t really comprehend in an intuitive way the amount of radiation that is escaping the plant. The leaks tend to be given in a combination of units: quantity of contaminated water (usually tons) and radiation dosage (usually becquerels). I am pretty good at relating to water quantities but not so good at relating to becquerels. How much is actually leaking, using units that I can relate to? Of course the easy answer is that any radiation is bad and the additional leaks discovered in August are a frustrating disappointment, but still, how much is it really? Is it a bad day at the dentist? Is it a bad day a Chernobyl? More likely it is somewhere between the two but I want units that I can relate to.

While I will be the first to concede that irradiating our bodies or our food in any way is not a great idea, it is also important to make sure we keep things in perspective and spend our collective efforts managing the most dire and pressing issues.

I think this is a pretty useful comparison:

Fukushima is spilling radiation at about 25% of the rate at which radioactive material is produced from the average, normally operating coal fired plant.

The leaks are still bad. Water dilutes slower than air so local creatures are in a pickle for sure. The slow action from the company, TEPCO, is frustrating if not surprising. Fortunately, the radiation monitoring is better than the leak monitoring – that is what suggested there were undiscovered leaks. This complex problem needs attention and it could certainly get worse if something breaks. But this isn’t even close to being the worst thing humans are doing to each other or the planet right now.

If you want to some technical reading on the topic, Scientific American did a nice piece.

Also, many of the images circulating that purport to show radiation flows are bunk. Be sure to look at the units when viewing these images. Some are actually old charts showing the amplitude of the tsunami wave itself back in 2011, not of radiation. Some others say “units arbitrary” or have no legend at all which is even more useless. In those cases I like to assume the colours represent goblin shark movements. Whatever an article may say subjectively, if they show diagrams without units they have a glaring lack of credibility and the diagrams themselves are meaningless. Don’t forward those pictures to your friends.

goblin sharks are hungry

I found the original source for this image. The caption says “THIS IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF THE RADIOACTIVE PLUME CONCENTRATION.”

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